OKFuture has a link to a very, very funny English translation of a Belgian kids show:

This is a hilariously naughty English translation of a song on a Dutch kids show. Whoever did this is brilliant, even though some of the lines in this song stand out even without the translation. What do you want me to do with the duck?

The title of the song probably is ‘Er zit een gat in het dak’ which translates to ‘There is a hole in the roof’. The translation, however, manages to give it a whole different twist.
You can find the artice here.

Edit 19/05/2008:

The original link is down, but thank god there is youtube: